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I write. Not well, but I write. This is a sampling of things I've written, mostly over the last year or so. Enjoy if you can.
I can't remember when I first started writing, but it's not as young as most. I hear professional writers claim they were writing novels when they were 5 or 6. I was lucky to string a few sentences together back then. But the first story I remember writing was in 5th grade. I wrote a story called "Violent Donald Duck" which dealt with Donald taking care of his enemies (Mickey Mouse, to be more exact), but other people, included friends and loved ones, got in the way. I even made a series out of it, including one where Donald kills the principle of my school (this was 1987, and I obviously didn't show that one to anybody).
Sadly, I lost those stories a long time ago, and even if I did still have them, I doubt I'd post them here. Some stories from around this era have survived, but they are somewhat embarrassing. I know ten year olds aren't supposed to write well, but I have my pride.
Stories (and movies) with high levels of sex and violence has always appealed to me. It's human nature, really. Lust and anger are two of the most base desires we have. Without lust nobody would be alive. Without anger, the world would be a much more boring place. People who are not comfortable with these subjects should probably steer clear most of my work. I refuse to put ratings on them, but they are mostly for a mature (or immature, perhaps) audience.
I've divided up my writing by category. Any updates will get listed on the main page.
Creative Writing stuff
TBA
Geek stuff
History Lesson Part 2
Ubuntu programs and games
Parody, Satire and humor
Marxist Business Owner of the Year 2008
NFTFFTS protests the 2009 "Relay for Life"
Life & entertainment
Thoughts on "torture porn"
Favorite music year by year
Reflections on "live simply so others may simply live"
Recollections of Literary Criticism (maybe someday I'll get to this)
Other Voices
Scat Rat on his love for the environmental movement
Amanda the Panda hates Zooey Deschanel
I have released my text works under a Creative Commons Licence.